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WHITNEY FIELD

Fancy dinner Friday night. My place. Wear your most cocktail-adjacent attire. No plus ones.

ohhh i can show you my dress when i pick one out and then we'll figure out how to accessorize you to match with your ski bib

Wait did they ski in the roaring 20s???? This theme is moving fast!

i mean mountains and snow existed back then right

Yeah but like weren’t they busy inventing the Great Depression??? When would you have time to ski?

i don't know???? but like maybe they already had skis before the depression and then they already had the skis so they still did sometimes

Okay yeah skis are older than the depression. So we’re back on.

Skis have to be at least as old as the Roman Empire, right?

Yeah now that you mention it I feel like the Otzi the ice guy probably kicked the bucket in a mondo prehistoric ski accident. Sad.