"Ooooooh." Lola grimaces. "That's right. The nuanced dimensionality of one's relationship to veganism has bearing on their positionality with respect to the universal concept of ethics. DUH DOY." She smacks her forehead and laughs.

"Prolly Blythe should teach the ethics class," she says amiably, taking another sip of her chocolate milk-water. "Where'd he go, anyway? Is he with Dr. Leather Jacket?"