Ares is newly and fully recovered from his bite and burns and HAS been working a lot in the wake of it. He's going to have exactly 1 drink and get a little too tipsy since he's still dehydrated/weaker, and will be like, "that's weird," and have another drink to test out this science. Bad method. It's fine. He tracked down a gift one of his brothers gave to him and he has little use for anymore and might just be passing through the station every time someone gives it back but anyway it's a booze truck Booze not included. Happy bday.