"That's not gross," as a fellow ketchup on eggs practitioner, she needs to defend him. "That's just taste." She has to think about his question though, not quite the criminal mastermind he'd like imagine her as.

"Smoking pot, I'm afraid. Starting fires without a permit. Though I once stole candy from the bulk candy bins as a kid because I thought they were a free buffet."

She reaches for another. "Have you ever been in a love triangle?"