I don't think your tits are hypnotic enough to drive someone to a life of crime, sorry. Jealousy? Maybe. A romantic gesture that took a hard left? Possible. But there's no way he and the troupe pulled off a heist without overcommiting to the Ocean's 11 of it all. Someone would have broken something trying to capoeira through imaginary lasers.

The miniature fire truck wouldn't even fit all of them.