Per Ares' expert direction, Reggie gets full Dad fashions: a new flannel and two thrifted bowling shirts* with the names Earl and Chuck stitched over the chest pockets. A small bottle of whisky (Nat paid attention to what Reggie liked best from her bday) and a khaki green baseball cap with "Hi hungry, I'm dad" embroidered in small letters on the front complete the theme. Nat also added in a sturdy hardwood backed clipboard and a pack of ballpoint pens for all her boss bitch needs.