After too many Monarch shots, making itsy-bitsy triple-decker sandwiches from the charcuterie board's tiny pieces of bread seemed like a great idea. This one's got dried salami, hot mustard, blackberry jerky, half a dill pickle, and cheese that might be munster but honestly he can barely tell fancy (read: the kinds you wouldn't find in a generic brand) cheeses apart.

Arlo holds his second science of the night out to the first poor soul he sees. "Try it."