BB-wide poll [itinerant horde]

[spoofed]

[on behalf of our awesome mod, this is the official IC poll for the itinerant horde plot! cal worked some BB magic for the occasion.
please vote for EACH of your characters. results are visible IC. ]


hello! happy hangovers! 😊😊😊

with an estimated 10,000 zombies nearly upon us, it's time to decide what we want to do. please participate in the following poll.

and no, roswell, we won't let you lure the zombies to danforth. the next time you propose a suicide mission i suggest making it more poetic.

if you're willing to run missions to split up the horde, please inform beau here. thank you! 🥳

Poll #32176 decide our fate! 💥

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 33

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how should we handle the horde? ✨🦅

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divide and conquer. maybe even with bombs! 🫶
16 (48.5%)

fortify our defenses and let it pass by 🤗
16 (48.5%)

something else (elaborate below) 🥰
0 (0.0%)

mud, if you want to be incomprehensible, please select this one 🐕
1 (3.0%)

what is your "something else"? any last words? (max. 255 characters)

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Comments

[spoofed]

mud's suggestion to "fuckin eat em" (2013) raises an interesting question: while eating a zombie is gross (🤮), would it be considered cannibalism?

discuss.

[bedchem]

how fresh are the zombies

[spoofed]

enthusiastically fermented.

[left5dead]

yea n i bet if you grill em right they taste like burnt ass steak

[spoofed]

and this is a [...] good culinary decision for you? you prefer burnt(-)ass steak?

[trustmeimadoctor]

For the sake of not creating any new and terrible diseases, I'm going to advise AGAINST this option!

[spoofed]

hello doctor! 🤗 unfortunately you have no authority in this post. 🫶 have a nice day!

[fixedup]

guys not in public

[left5dead]

im a GROWING BOY

[spoofed]

we're exploring possibilities. bill nye would be proud!

[fixedup]

put your name down if you're willing to run missions to split up the horde. basic idea is causing big distractions to attract a section of the horde and leading them somewhere we've got traps set up. you don't need major firepower but you need to be FAST and you need to be able to take care of yrselves

not everyone wants to do this. ok. but if enough of us do and we can put together resources and coordination, we should plan. the fort's building bombs, we've got guns and we've got a bunch of off-road cars in good working condition

[fixedup]

beau

carter too

[fixeddown]

Aww. Took away my chance to heroically volunteer.

[toughleaf]

[...] Reggie Goodleaf, might as well crash everyone's cars at least once.

[left5dead]

fuck u i ain't got a name

[halligan]

rattray [...] like the older one

[youmightrabbit]

might as well. put the things together, should probably see if they work

[homesteading]

I'll help out.

[barrow]

[...] You're goin out there?

[smokeeater]

Yeah, okay.

[toughleaf]

[dukeofrats]

ill def go if like

people arent worried about me slowing em down or shit

dont wanna be a liability out there

[halligan]

bro

[youmightrabbit]

dude your ass can barely not play chess

[castnet]

[...] Courtney