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[smokeeater]

Hi. It’s Reggie’s birthday tomorrow. We just had a Prescott party so I’m not going to put everyone through that, but I’ll be making her go to the Lobby and all of you will be buying her drinks I’m sure. Some more facts about this day so you can be fully educated on its importance include:

The most exciting people who share this birthday are Beck so she has to share. Formerly born politicians Joe Biden and Robert F Kennedy also were born on this day but are probably dead. Updated.

This makes her a Scorpio. Scorpios are loyal and mysterious. That’s all I know about the zodiac.

Also this day in 1959 celebrated the declaration of rights of the child which probably Reggie would have wanted even before she was a child.

In 1993 I ruined her birthday by breaking my arm in three pieces at the roller rink and I’m still making up for it

[Prescott leaders Not Reggie]

Please also consider this me calling in sick for her for tomorrow night. Turn her away at the door if she tries to work. I’ll cover as many other shifts as I have to.

Comments

duke/arlo

[dukeofrats]

[...] oh some of it is about you too i got it sorry i was being kinda thick

[...] theres gotta be something better than the truck

ill figure something out

same ones they made his butt out of aka your face is a butt

duke/arlo

[halligan]

way to remember me, baby genius

did you see his lil gold shorts?? that's a compliment. i'm honored thanks

duke/arlo

[dukeofrats]

you just seemed so worried about her and shit so i got distracted sorry

[...]

but well get it figured out

gonna make you a sash that says 'butt handsome'

duke/arlo

[halligan]

yeah we in the fuckery business call that "intentional"

i'll wear it.

duke/arlo

[dukeofrats]

rude

ill make it dont worry

hey you'll love me no matter what right?

duke/arlo

[halligan]

what'd you do [.....] course. even if you kill somebody and so long as that somebody ain't drew brees. [...] what'd you do

duke/arlo

[dukeofrats]

nothin

bro i never even stabbed anyone in juvie

threw some punches but thats whatever

duke/arlo

[halligan]

you asked like you're worried about something. if it's me you don't gotta be but if it ain't me what's up

duke/arlo

[dukeofrats]

just clarifying for any future pain in the ass behavior

you know how i am

also i forgot i got some old paint markers that like half work so you should draw the dick and f with those it'll be way easier

duke/arlo

[halligan]

so all of it. [...] thanks for talking me through stuff though

fuck yes let's upgrade me from kindergarten art to first grade