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[dukeofrats]

how much would yall respect a diploma thats got a lil bit of glitter on it?

or like are we over diplomas these days

[Container Fort]

who wants to help steal arlos truck so hell sleep in a bed??? im clearin it with jem so we dont gotta be too sneaky

bun and i are goin to go find a tow truck so could come help do that too

also we should turn it into something fun

[Jem & Court & Reggie]

yo were gonna steal arlos truck so he has to sleep in a building this winter/forever

can you guys:
1 not stop us
2 get arlo away so we can do it??

date tbd we gotta go find a tow truck

Comments

[malting]

Why stop at only a little?

[dukeofrats]

i mean im just testing the waters i wouldnt be mad about a buncha glitter

im putting you down as not giving a shit

[malting]

The old boys club has no power here anymore. Glitter can be the new standard of excellence.

JCRD

[toughleaf]

Aw but he just winterized it so it's like a tiny womb about to birth a bad back

JCRD

[dukeofrats]

no baby bad backs in the quad

[fixeddown]

Glitter only adds to the gravitas.
And they still matter. If they matter to you.

[Container Fort]
I'll help. With whatever.
Even if it's pretending to be Beau. So her name's cleared automatically.

What can we turn a tow truck into.
Giant crane game is probably not. Exactly practical.

Container Fort

[youmightrabbit]

it's multipurpose

Container Fort

[fixeddown]

We'll maximize use. Surely.

[dukeofrats]

i think itll make me look more professional

the degree not the glitter

[CF]

hell yeah ty!!

bro we used to do that with a backhoe it was sick

[fixeddown]

The glitter will help the degree look more professional. Surely.

[CF]
What. Fun. What'd you pick up?

Container Fort

[fixedup]

but what if this time i run a distraction and you help steal the truck

Container Fort

[fixeddown]

Not my strongest talent set but. You've taught me well. I could.

[halligan]

more than one without any glitter. and i kinda always been over diplomas but yours's the exception

[dukeofrats]

ok well im gettin another so I guess you gotta care about that one too

[halligan]

yoooo in what

[youmightrabbit]

like tasteful glitter

[Container Fort]
stealing a tow truck is fun

[dukeofrats]

a profesh dusting

[CF]

i mean yeah but we could have even more fun

[youmightrabbit]

yeah. accents. highlighting

[CF]
what kind of fun are you looking for?

[1020]

Is it an official diploma or just something you cooked up?

[dukeofrats]

its as official as a new diploma can be these days

container fort

[spoofed]

what if he finds another dilapidated vehicle to sleep in? we could take away all of his options.

container fort

[dukeofrats]

yeah i mean we can just keep stealing em

container fort

[youmightrabbit]

warehouse stocked with places you shouldn't be sleeping

Jem/Court/Reggie/Duke

[castnet]

i'm cackling . i love this, and wondering why someone didn't think of this sooner.

keep me updated on the when and I can easily distract him/get him away from the station for a few hours.

Jem/Court/Reggie/Duke

[dukeofrats]

hells to the yeah i knew youd be in

its gonna be so much better for him and fun for us so super win win

thanks for the help court 💖