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[dukeofrats]

how much would yall respect a diploma thats got a lil bit of glitter on it?

or like are we over diplomas these days

[Container Fort]

who wants to help steal arlos truck so hell sleep in a bed??? im clearin it with jem so we dont gotta be too sneaky

bun and i are goin to go find a tow truck so could come help do that too

also we should turn it into something fun

[Jem & Court & Reggie]

yo were gonna steal arlos truck so he has to sleep in a building this winter/forever

can you guys:
1 not stop us
2 get arlo away so we can do it??

date tbd we gotta go find a tow truck

Comments

CF

[fixedup]

there's the dinosaur museum dutch was stationed at during the horde mission. but it has hundreds of zombies inside now

CF

[youmightrabbit]

but where did it fall on like [...] the depression scale before that?

container fort

[fixeddown]

Oh this Brooklyn guy I dated did this autobiographically

CF

[fixedup]

it had dinosaurs in it. for the delight of children. but also conceptually a shrine to an extinct species that suffered an apocalyptic event. so

CF

[youmightrabbit]

so middle of the road. exciting to see a dinosaur, but leaving with a sense of vague dread

[malting]

Does your parrot give good advice?

Container Fort

[fixedup]

but what if this time i run a distraction and you help steal the truck

Container Fort

[fixeddown]

Not my strongest talent set but. You've taught me well. I could.

CF

[fixedup]

in a way isn't it comforting to know we're technically doing better than dinosaurs

Container Fort

[fixedup]

maybe we could both run distraction. people can't keep blaming us for EVERY auto theft in the quad

Container Fort

[fixeddown]

This is probably the best idea. Once they know we're both in the same spot. They'll struggle to think of other culprits.

container fort

[fixedup]

i can't believe he's been sleeping in a truck this whole time. he's so big

container fort

[fixedup]

i rly feel like it'd be poignant. like you thought divorce was bad but actually it's not as bad as getting lovingly bullied by yr little brother's friends

container fort

[fixedup]

i'd do a whiteboard ranking of the worst ppl you've dated but they'd all be tied for #1

container fort

[fixeddown]

I could make this same whiteboard.

Container Fort

[fixedup]

we can make it a bring yr sister to work day while the boys do their thing. assuming prescott hasn't fired me by then

Container Fort

[fixeddown]

They're not going to fire you.
[...] Going back tomorrow?

CF

[youmightrabbit]

guess so. we were doing pretty shit for a while there

undead dinosaurs would be insane though

container fort

[youmightrabbit]

that’s what i said!

[youmightrabbit]

depends on your definition of […] good

[dukeofrats]

yeah shes definitely got opinions at least

[dukeofrats]

lmao i mean maybe in some circles but i still think youre way cooler

CF

[dukeofrats]

maybe in the winter since itll be safer to travel

nah enough people protecting him and he could just hope in the popemobile

some of them might also just have to go on a truck date as therapy homework because jeeze

container fort

[dukeofrats]

its absolutely going to work or were gonna keep ruining all his other places to sleep until it does

container fort

[dukeofrats]

you guys need people to vet your dates maybe