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[dukeofrats]

how much would yall respect a diploma thats got a lil bit of glitter on it?

or like are we over diplomas these days

[Container Fort]

who wants to help steal arlos truck so hell sleep in a bed??? im clearin it with jem so we dont gotta be too sneaky

bun and i are goin to go find a tow truck so could come help do that too

also we should turn it into something fun

[Jem & Court & Reggie]

yo were gonna steal arlos truck so he has to sleep in a building this winter/forever

can you guys:
1 not stop us
2 get arlo away so we can do it??

date tbd we gotta go find a tow truck

Comments

container fort

[fixedup]

i think bringing my dates to the fort for vetting would be like pushing them in front of a firing squad

container fort

[fixedup]

don't they have enough room in the bunkhouse

CF

[fixedup]

omg i know. we're so lucky not to live somewhere the black fever can get into megafauna

unless moose count. wait are dinosaurs megafauna if they're lizards. i hate not having google

Container Fort

[fixeddown]

But more than being a responder? In the end?

Container Fort

[fixedup]

i mean it would be nice to have a supply of meds for the winter. but i'm not going to change

[dukeofrats]

hes just got a potty mouth i dont think theres any real thought behind it most of the time

Arlo/Duke

[dukeofrats]

no i just love you?? jeeze

CF

[dukeofrats]

yeah like with gold and lil swirlies

bro do you ever think about how weird life is now

container fort

[dukeofrats]

yeah but hes being a gentleman to court

[dukeofrats]

yeah its def a lot of work and it can be extra hard for some people

like i had it pretty good

i mean not that i know of im all pre-zombie therapy from juvie

container fort

[dukeofrats]

also he somehow always smelled like way too much cologne which is insane for kid jail

container fort

[dukeofrats]

bun and i are nice

Jem/Court/Reggie/Duke

[dukeofrats]

sometimes its the only way

ummmm so jem said im not sure whats gonna work but im committing to the first part which is take away the truck option at least

thanks court youre the best ❤️

Arlo/Duke

[halligan]

i didn't mean anything by it just somebody else was all "you're good" too and i couldn't tell if there was like a [...] confidence campaign

Arlo/Duke

[dukeofrats]

oh no it aint technically but im always on a confidence campaign

who else???

Arlo/Duke

[halligan]

i know THAT

just beau

[malting]

Well I'm sure all some people need is a talking parrot swearing at them to self reflect.

Arlo/Duke

[dukeofrats]

k just gotta make sure

awwww thats nice of her

maybe youre just beloved here

[dukeofrats]

honestly its kinda healing because its funny

CF

[youmightrabbit]

that's big animals, yeah?

do lizards not count as animals?

CF

[youmightrabbit]

be weird to sit in an egg, i think

i try not to. but [...] yeah. it's fucked a bit

container fort

[youmightrabbit]

seriously though what the fuck did he have brewing? like who has the time for that

Arlo/Duke

[halligan]

we already knew that too

[malting]

Could use more laughter. I'll give it a go.