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BLOOD DRIVE AT PRESCOTT ON WEDNESDAY
Everyone bring your blood. We'll feed you afterward and everything.
And thank you Whitney for a good and mercifully short game. At least some people still know how to keep things to a regulation length.

Now while we're all here and having a good time: who wants to come scout out areas with an eye towards setting up a combined community? Whether or not anything actually comes to fruition, or how many people want to move at all, we need to know what our options are.

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GIVE US YOUR BLOOD!!!

Also I hope all the players had a good time.

Also also I'll help scout.

I can't wait to harvest all this blood.

The players had the regulation amount of fun and not an ounce more, thank you.

Hell yeah fuck yeah let's look at buildings and shit. Got anywhere in particular you think we should check out?

We'll make all your hematological dreams come true!

Perfect.

Not really, no. Maybe somewhere with a good spot for the horsies to frolic?

Okay but not the one where the Kool-aid man is actually filled with blood and keeps trying to drink mine

God I would love to get those horses out of the elementary school gym. They at least deserve a high school-sized gym.

Thankfully, I don't think we have the budget for that.

Somewhere they could run around outside safely would be even better. Too bad there isn't an abandoned zoo around here, or something.

Good, because it's upsetting. He has a straw and his anatomy doesn't make any sense.

I feel like if we had enough space we could build up a nice safe pasture for the different animals, but the question is always where is there enough space and how much can we realistically build with what we have.

Maybe his insides are liquid like a caterpillar in a chrysalis when they're still in soup mode.

Yeah, true. Well, unfortunately I don't know much of anything about animal husbandry. Never really came up in Chicago.

Oh god. Is he going to change into something else

I was FFA president fifteen years ago, I'm sure that knowledge can and will be perfectly sufficient for all animal husbandry needs. But mostly I'm hoping everyone will have input on how to make things safe for everyone, livestock included, so anyone who's ever worried once in their life is qualified for this mission.

What's the next evolution of Kool-Aid, and do I really want to know?

I know about the importance of safe water supplies and disease prevention, but I've never built a house before.

Kool-Aid Arnold Palmer?

I helped my dad build a barn, but I was twelve and I didn't exactly do anything except hold walls and swing a hammer. Refitting one of the smaller towns around here to our needs might be good if we don't want to start from scratch. Like one of the smaller farm towns.

That sounds delicious, albeit horrifying in an existential sense.

I'll take your word for it!

I think in the greater metaphor of this dream, the Kool-Aid man consumed and assimilated Arnold Palmer, the man.

Wait... Arnold Palmer is an actual guy?

I'm like 98 96 93% sure he was a golfer but I can't cite a single source or even guess why I would know that

Oh, that would make sense. Golf is for Old* People (*older than me).

Yeah my dad was like 55 and loved to fall asleep on the couch to it in the middle of the day

Maybe that's the one thing it's good for, other than being a waste of resources.

Honestly disc golf is way more fun and half the time nature has reclaimed the basket

Exactly! Now we're talkin'!

Okay I'm adding disc golf course to the list of bonuses for the new community.

I would love that, personally!

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