always. duke's coming over though so he can reap what he sewe sowed
1 fine 3 enough that we don't wanna make it worse. everybody's sleepin in the bunkhouse so that was the only option 4 see it sounds easy on paper just not. in real life.
oh yeah you took me out of my mess and put me in a whole new one, you're helping me every fuckin step of the way. i'm your responsibility now you loser
3. You going to pick one out personally? Name it Princess Rattray? Duchess? 4. I don't know, trauma bonding has made people get real close, fast. It'll happen naturally.
helping me find somewhere to sleep that ticks all the boxes
3 princess is was one of my sisters so i'll probably push for [...] prince. name it after me. i work hard i deserve it 4 yeah so mostly i try not to think about it cause i'm too fuckin old to have some sex crisis going on. what about you. are you getting laid
Well that's just your right as siblings. Makes me miss mine...quite a fucking lot.
3. Hilarious. You also couldn't have pulled off a teal suit and heels like that. 4. Happy to give you more for your spank bank, just let me know. And not exactly...slowed it down actually, things have been so busy and I have a brain that fixates. I did offer to pin Quaid to the Container Fort the other week and have my very public way with him, so we'll if that goes anywhere or if he finishes blushing.
Hmm...Carmen has been a mom since she was a kid, bossy, very by the book, first to yell at me and Jesse about anything, but first to go to bat for us too. Superfan, once caught her crying to the Black & Blue poster because she couldn't decide which Backstreet Boy was her soulmate (Kevin). Amazing actual Mom to my niece, who unfortunately wasis showing signs of similar brain rot for those Direction boys. And Jesse is the bookend that gives 115% to everything, total sweetheart always trying to be bigger and badder than he is and he'd hate that I said that because you're the type of person he would have really wanted to impress.
3 are you really gonna kick a homeless, blue-balled guy when he's down. really. are you gonna stoop that low 4 yeah and guess who taught him how to hotwire a car [...] not like that would've done anything for the pumper but i gotta brag cause tbh i'm a lil proud he pulled it off
Haven't you seen me play baseball? You think I'm that coordinated?
3. It's tough love, baby and you don't have to be either of those things, so nice try. Happy for you and Prince jr. though. 4. It is pretty impressive coordination and very sweet how much he obviously loves you. You should get a bumper sticker as a proud parent, put it on your...oh wait, it's gone.
bat-ball n hand-ball coordination are 2 totally different parts of the brain. you can trust me on that i seen plenty of brain in my time
3 i'm losin all over the place ain't i 4 wes my [...] buddy made me one that said "your kid's an honor student but mine goes to fairwood youth correctional facility." like he wrote it on a CVS receipt and taped it to my truck but it's the same thing right
3. When you could be winning is what the real tragedy is. 4. I think the CVS receipt makes it even more credible actually, especially if it was attached by duct tape. You could needlepoint one for your new home.
1 i need the glasses i'm gonna come do the thing you said 4 you didn't ask the most important question first which was if he had a mullet. or a rat tail, which we just call tails sometimes on account of our names cause we're clever like that
1. Well if you'll only listen to 1 thing I say, that's probably the best one. No rush. 4. Weird that you didn't trademark it, put your faces on some merchandise when you could have.
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