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PRESCOTT
where's the truck

CONTAINER FORT
where's my truck

LUNDEGAARD
where's my truck

WHITNEY
where's my truck

CONTAINER FORT AND BEAU IN PARTICULAR
WHERE'S MY TRUCK

yo where's my truck

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[...] fritos made cheetos???? [...] fuck [...] we ain't never getting fresh cheetos again. grief keeps finding new ways of punching us in the nuts

SHARKS CAN'T EVEN LOOK OVER THEIR SHOULDERS [...] ~~do sharks even ha~~

You'd think if they had a heart and hope for humanity's future, they would have dropped that recipe before things went dark. There's always a Quad field trip to the factory, the spices must just be sitting there.

Because they don't have any! What they do have is excellent eyesight, a bite force in the thousands of pounds, and a great theme song. Do Moose have a theme song?

if you had the spices d'you reckon you could remake flamin hot cheetos

they sure as fuck do. canada's.

Maybe? It would probably require a lot of taste testing, do we have any flamin hot cheetos around? Making a corn puff wouldn't actually be too difficult, but getting it right would be. You don't have to be a food chemist to make them, we could do it in your kitchen even.

Moose don't have a nationality or passport.

don't need a bag, you got an expert right here, i'm like a goddamn bloodhound for snack foods

no but they have a theme song. canada's.

Well alright then, we've got an experiment!

Do the Moose have something on you?

moose're notorious for blackmail

How did you get caught up in this mess, you're from the Bayou.

came up north as a green lil bumpkin hot shot, fell in with a bad crowd. next thing you know i'm heisting maple syrup n mountie hats for the black market