Litely backdated to like, midnight this morning

[malarkeys]

Hey everyone Remember who the Real miracle of the season is!
(It's the one whose Turning Around the Sun turned the Lights on!!!)
(That's ME)

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[soliloquacious]

WE HAVE LIGHT!!

[malarkeys]

It's SO pretty in here right now?????

[soliloquacious]

I forgot what y'all looked like when I could properly see. I think I mighta spotted a gray hair on Edgar's head...

[malarkeys]

There's at least ten. You don't have a Single grey, I Looked. This must be what the Very First People with electricity felt like

[soliloquacious]

That's what a stress-free lifestyle and plenty of water'll get ya.

I DID have a brief moment where I was worried I'd died and was being called toward the white light, which HAS to have happened, right??

[malarkeys]

I'm going to start drinking So much water and you're my Inspiration.

Oh I'm Sure almost All those people like Dropped Dead because they thought the light was coming? But You're not Allowed.

[soliloquacious]

Start now!! I'll bring you some!!

What should I do if I see the light then?? Run away like a cockroach??

[malarkeys]

But what if I started Tomorrow??

Just Assess the Source obviously. If it's Our lights you can look at them Forever!

[soliloquacious]

A wrinkle might take hold in the night!! :(

There's gotta be a hard limit SOMEWHERE on how much of our lights I can look at. It seems unhealthy??

[malarkeys]

I Do Not think one would Dare tonight, actually??

Well don't stare Right into them it's like the Sun a little.

[soliloquacious]

Wrinkles famously LOVE the passage of time!!

Can I stare a LITTLE? As a treat??

[malting]

Oh definitely.

[malting]

I mean, you definitely aren't beating the second coming allegations with that magic trick.