12/27 morning

[malting]

I could never do the Christmas to New Years mandatory downtime thing and I'm feeling antsy. Anybody interested in going sledding? Hot chocolate (and vodka) included, of course.

[WHITNEY SUMMIT COMMITTEE]
Reminder that the birthday dinner to celebrate our Beck and Evening is tonight. We're taking advantage of the power so please be amazed by all the Christmas lights that took 4 hours to hang up inside the Distillery.

Comments

Whitney

[afairtrade]

Year-round fairy lights are back. Nature is healing.

Whitney

[malting]

Mara Kaufman, are you a fairy lights girl?

Whitney

[afairtrade]

Sometimes a space needs fairy lights to look aesthetically complete. I don't make the rules.

Whitney

[malting]

What are the rules of room aesthetics? And did the lights change colours?

[trustmeimadoctor]

We don't know the meaning of the word "downtime" over here.

Don't break any bones!

[malting]

You should try it out, we have enough bubble wrap over here that we could Michelin man you.

[trustmeimadoctor]

I would but I'm picking porcupine quills out of a guy's face right now (he went to the bathroom, I'm not texting while I'm de-quilling).

[malting]

Oof. That's a bad night/morning for him. How?

[trustmeimadoctor]

He was trying to show his dog why you shouldn't do it.

[malting]

No. I mean, that dog definitely won't now.

Whitney

[malarkeys]

Thank you for Two birthday parties.

Whitney

[malting]

We need to keep up the reputation as the party community.

Whitney

[malarkeys]

Oh, no one is Close to surpassing that. Well. Until Lundegaard goes public with their Sacred Rites at Least.

Whitney

[malting]

Sacred Rites?

Whitney

[malarkeys]

When they Devolve into Bacchanals on the Full Moon or whatever. You Know they probably do.

Whitney

[malting]

They do seem a little too buttoned up in all that flannel to be true.

[soliloquacious]

I'm NOT very versed in the art of sledding, but I CAN show some hot chocolate what's what!!

[Whitney]
Get ready to hear me yell about the lights EVERY five minutes, I'm VERY excited.

[trustmeimadoctor]

Don't sprain your ankles!

[soliloquacious]

Oh Lord the ice floe is all set up and ready for me, too. I can see it, it's got my name on it.

[trustmeimadoctor]

Not funny!

[soliloquacious]

What if I made room for you on there??

[malting]

Hot Chocolate King, some might call you.

Not even for the sake of experimentation? I want to see if a trash bag gets more speed than this intertube.

[Whitney]
Next time I can put you in charge, I feel like you have a better eye for it than I do.

[soliloquacious]

Don't worry, I understand the responsibilities that come with this crown.

I'm already injured!! What are you tryna sprain next??

[Whitney]
Ooh, careful what you wish for, I will have everyone lit up like a dang Christmas tree.

[malting]

Milk or water, my liege?

I'm pretty sure Niko would agree that more traumatic impact just reverses things. Like a dent in a car door.

[Whitney]
Well apparently Mara is really into that aesthetic so I don't think we'll have any problems there.

[soliloquacious]

Milk, if I may, my dear. It's the holidays, after all!!

I know even less about cars than the human body, but this sounds like a thing doctors do!! That's why they're always carrying hammers around!!

[Whitney]
We love to see everyone's beautiful faces!!!