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[soliloquacious]

Hey there theater fans! You might've heard the rumors, or spotted us rehearsing, or maybe even had a prophetic dream about it, and now it's finally here!

The Travelling Lantern Theatre Troupe of Whitney PROUDLY presents our newest production: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, premiering Friday, January 17th!! Drop into the Lobby for drinks, find something to eat in the storefront, then relax and enjoy the show like you've likely never seen it before!!

[Theater Troupe]

I didn't mention it last year because of all the cold and imminent death, but my birthday is the 18th!

I don't expect anything from y'all this year, don't worry!! It's barely a week away!! I just need you to know that NEXT year I'll be 50 and I WILL need tasteless jokes about it better to be over the hill than buried under it. If I don't get a walker with tennis balls on the feet I'll be DEVASTATED.

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[soliloquacious]

That sounds devastating actually???

[trustmeimadoctor]

You've never seen it because I like you too much.

[soliloquacious]

If anyone invokes it give me a warning so I can shield my innocent, well-behaved eyes!!!

[trustmeimadoctor]

I'll cover them myself.

[soliloquacious]

Good!! 'Cause I might peek out of curiosity and get my face melted.

[trustmeimadoctor]

The troupe would never forgive me.

[soliloquacious]

Unless you stepped up in their time of need and became a STAR.

[trustmeimadoctor]

Um no???? You're irreplaceable???

[soliloquacious]

Every actor I know got their start because they saw another actor stumble and took advantage. It's the theatrical circle of life!!

[trustmeimadoctor]

You have a pretty face, charisma, AND you're a trained thespian. The only thing I could fill in for is Gollum.

[soliloquacious]

Ooh Gollum is a demanding role. It requires you to be both human AND monster. I think you can pull it off!!!

[trustmeimadoctor]

Too bad all I got is a weird-looking face and no acting ability!

[soliloquacious]

Oh no, if someone's calling your face weird-looking I might have to fight them.

[trustmeimadoctor]

Me, I'm saying it.

[soliloquacious]

Well I don't have a stern dad face to turn on you, so I guess it's time to pull out my sad childless middle-aged man who doesn't want anyone saying rude things about his future husband's face face.

[trustmeimadoctor]

[...] All right, you win.

I mean, "yes dear".

[soliloquacious]

Oh good, I didn't have anything to back that up.

[trustmeimadoctor]

You don't have to, you just automatically win every time.

[soliloquacious]

Oooh you shouldn't've told me, 'cause now I'm gonna take SO much advantage of that.

[trustmeimadoctor]

You've got fiance privileges so do your worst.

[soliloquacious]

VERY unwise, my worst could wind up being making you eat something I cooked without any help.

[trustmeimadoctor]

As long as there aren't eggs in it, I'm good! (You could also murder me with eggs if you want, I'm flexible.)

[soliloquacious]

Y'all REALLY gotta learn to establish consequences for me. Who knows what kind of a monster I could turn into!! Could be in the PROCESS of turning into right now!!

[trustmeimadoctor]

I'm here for it! Set your inner monster free!