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[soliloquacious]

Hey there theater fans! You might've heard the rumors, or spotted us rehearsing, or maybe even had a prophetic dream about it, and now it's finally here!

The Travelling Lantern Theatre Troupe of Whitney PROUDLY presents our newest production: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, premiering Friday, January 17th!! Drop into the Lobby for drinks, find something to eat in the storefront, then relax and enjoy the show like you've likely never seen it before!!

[Theater Troupe]

I didn't mention it last year because of all the cold and imminent death, but my birthday is the 18th!

I don't expect anything from y'all this year, don't worry!! It's barely a week away!! I just need you to know that NEXT year I'll be 50 and I WILL need tasteless jokes about it better to be over the hill than buried under it. If I don't get a walker with tennis balls on the feet I'll be DEVASTATED.

Comments

[soliloquacious]

Was it on stage????

[afairtrade]

I think he fell in a hole or something.

[soliloquacious]

Lordy, now we're gonna have to fill in all the holes on stage just to be safe.

[afairtrade]

No orchestra pit in the theater, I guess.

[soliloquacious]

The symphonic musicians' union is gonna be ON us about this, but we can't risk losing Edgar to a HOLE!!

[afairtrade]

Not ready to be a full-time leading man?

[soliloquacious]

The WORLD ain't ready for the ego it'd give me. Gotta keep me humble to maintain this charm.

[afairtrade]

I think your ego could stand a little stoking.

[soliloquacious]

After all that work the Christian church did to keep it in check???

[malting]

Did you push him?

[afairtrade]

Wow. No. It was a tragic accident.

[malting]

Just a terrible premonition, definitely not manifesting. Or maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something about how much worse your life would be without him.

[afairtrade]

Maybe. Quieter, though.

[malting]

That's what earplugs are for.