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[afairtrade]

If anyone sees any Red Talon mooks hanging around can you let me know?

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[afairtrade]

"Catching up". He told me his squad is posted up in the Boeing factory in Renton if we ever want to drop in on them. He asked about the Fairgrounds, too.

[load_bearing]

Seriously? What the fuck. [...] Maybe we should drop in. Just to see.

[afairtrade]

Oh. A diplomatic mission. We could make a trip to Seattle worth our time.

[load_bearing]

I was thinking recon, but sure.

[afairtrade]

It would be so embarrassing for me to get caught skulking around Thumper's back yard, though.

[load_bearing]

Covert recon, we'll play nice. Who knows, maybe that idiot'll surprise me and we can just be nice.

[afairtrade]

He better be nice. He owes me a drink.

Do you want to go soon or should we wait for him to clear out first?

[load_bearing]

I can be a major pain in the ass, so if he's not he'll regret it.

Maybe better to wait for him to get back there. Plus, don't want to look too eager.

[fixedup]

you want to go out to seattle?

[afairtrade]

Why not? We've been invited.

[fixedup]

let me come with. fort person on the team and i count for half a prescott person too

[fixeddown]

If you're going I am, so. Two fort people.

[afairtrade]

Where are we going to get the other half a Prescott person?

[malting]

Asked about the zombies he's in part responsible for? How kind of him. Why is he heading to Danforth?

[afairtrade]

He just saw the smoke from the burn pits. He acted surprised when I told him about the horde. Not sure he believed me when I said we dealt with ten thousand zombies on our own, either.

"Forgot his jacket".

[malting]

I imagine his head is shoved too far up his own ass to do any actual thinking.

That's a long trip for a "jacket."

[afairtrade]

Yeah, well, we already knew he was full of shit. Maybe someone should go into Danforth to see if we can get eyes on him.

[orator]

Whoever goes should stay far out of the way, in case he and those roving bandits run into each other.

[afairtrade]

That would solve at least one of our problems.

[left5dead]

lmao fuckin bitchass couldn't even get a foot in the ikea

[afairtrade]

That just means it's up for grabs.

[spoofed]

what if we simply cemented the factory's doors from the outside and went on our merry way? 🤔🥰🫶

[afairtrade]

It's pretty big. What if they just keep growing in there like a mold?

[spoofed]

i suppose even single-celled organisms find a way to reproduce... but that could take hundreds of years. they won't be our problem anymore by then.

[afairtrade]

I think we're supposed to be building a better world for future generations, but I wouldn't mind never having to deal with them again.