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[orator]

🌎🔚 END OF THE WORLD PARTY 😨🎉
🐺🌛 TONIGHT @ THE LOBBY ⚾🍻

[Theater Troupe]

I took another look at the parking lot fence and it's exceptionally robust, but Odyssey's not being unreasonable in worrying how it'll stand up to a myriad of zombies. So! Let's talk moving the caravan and stage as far from Route 406 as possible.

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Theater Troupe

[soliloquacious]

We just glued everything back together :(

Theater Troupe

[orator]

There's a chance that if we all lift the stage at once, it won't fall apart.

Theater Troupe

[soliloquacious]

It'll be like a choreographed dance routine! That's something we can do!

We got a place to stash it yet? [...] Away from whoever's on their way to the shindig?

Theater Troupe

[orator]

Current thoughts are: a) moving it to the exact point of the parking lot that puts us as far from every side of the fence as possible but also doesn't block any important entrances/exits to the stadium, or b) trying to hide it in the junkyard pile and hope the zombies just kind of move around it?

Theater Troupe

[soliloquacious]

If we put it in the junkyard pile, we could use the stairs as an extra block maybe?? And hope no one realizes they can move them real easy if they just unjam the rock from the wheels??

Theater Troupe

[orator]

Maybe we should put up safety signs so no one in Whitney tries to touch the stairs. It's not like the zombies can read and would think to to start their own competing theater company...!

Theater Troupe

[soliloquacious]

They DEFINITELY don't have our level of creativity or all the experiences that have led to our UNBREAKABLE BOND.

But a sign that says the rocks are load-bearing do not touch seems like the least we could do.

Theater Troupe

[malarkeys]

I worry about what happens if we hide it in junk, and then the zombies knock over more junk, and we Also cannot find it.

Theater Troupe

[orator]

What if we put a big, bright tarp over it?

Theater Troupe

[malarkeys]

Festive! And Maybe try to make sure it’s sheltered around Other Obstacles zoms Definitely couldn’t get through so they won’t even Touch it.

Theater Troupe

[soliloquacious]

I ain't sure the glue could hold up to the strain of too much junk.

Theater Troupe

[malarkeys]

Another concern. Yes. We don’t have infinite glue.

[spoofed]

this is the best use of emojis by far! 🥇 if i could award you a second oscar, i would! 🏆

[orator]

Thank you so much! Sometimes I dream about that golden statuette I left back in L.A.

[spoofed]

what was it for, again? the omega virus?

[afairtrade]

What's the wolf got to do with it?

[orator]

Representing the Whitney Field Wildlife! Also, wolves come out at night, don't they?

[afairtrade]

They’re crepuscular.

[orator]

Oh, like cats. That suits us, doesn't it?

[afairtrade]

We can talk about branding later.

[orator]

You're not anti-wolf too, are you? I thought everyone had a wolf phase.

[halligan]

is there a dress code?? what happens at one of these.

[orator]

Dress code is it's your last week on Earth, and you want to go out with a bang.

[castnet]

don't threaten me with a good time

[halligan]

so clothes but it's all bombs