State of Decay IC

If anyone still hasn't done their holiday shopping, Whitney Field Depot has a few new shipments from Danforth, out on the floor today!

Hot gift ideas this year: almost complete boxes of crayons, umbrellas for that soggy PNW weather, vintage ashtrays, novelty shot glasses, fancy little plates for when guests are over, lightly stained coveralls (protect your outfit when killing zombies!), books with hand-crafted notes in the margins, authentic haunted dolls, and toilet paper.

[Whitney Residents]

Hello. [...] Would anyone happen to be in the parking lot this morning?

I'm Edgar de Leon, organizer for tomorrow's Whitney Field shindig. You may be thinking to yourself: "Edgar de Leon? That Edgar de Leon?" But there's really no need to make a big fuss about it. I'm just like you, an extremely handsome person trying to flourish in a zombie-infested apocalyptic wasteland.

To answer some questions:
✨ Everyone's invited! All firearms checked at the gate. You can keep your blades and baseball bats, but if you're anxious at the thought of handing over your emotional support gun, maybe leave it at home?
✨ Courtesy of the generous Mara Kaufman, you get one free alcoholic drink per hour. If you want more (or a different type of intoxicant), come ready to trade.
✨ If you can't get yourself home at the end of the night, tents and sleeping bags will be set aside on the outfield. We've also got a few guest quarters, but first-come-first-serve for those.

Taking party requests, but no guarantee that they can be fulfilled. Also: would anyone be willing to lend their horse?