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[spoofed]

hello quad! 🥰🤗🫶👊⚾️🪓 CONGRATULATIONS lundeagaard lumberjacks! 🪓⚾️👊
what a game!! and good effort prescott, we know how hard you work to keep us safe so an off day is entirely understandable. rest up!

we've rolled out a sidekick OS update (sOS or 🆘) that fixes minor bugs like some DMs going to the wrong users and entries defaulting to the British English dictionary.

it also features some new emojis! please enjoy...
🧻 toilet paper
🕴️ eugene levi
🌯 the burrito
🪵 prescott paladins c. this afternoon
🌝 🌚 these cheeky moons

while your sidekick should have updated automatically to ensure everything went smoothly and is operating as intended, please respond to the following fun icebreaker so we may check your system:

what hill are you willing to die on and why? (nothing overdone like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza," everyone who cared about that fight is dead. 👻)

happy texting!
👾 your sidekick admin team

Comments

[spoofed]

frankly it was one of the first ones you should have received, except that i couldn't get the live sheet of paper just right. 🙀

[smokeeater]

It looks great now. Very lifelike.

[spoofed]

thank you! 🫶🫶🫶 did you enjoy your first foray into co-captaining? will you and reggie share the job again?

[smokeeater]

Unless she wants the whole thing, which is also fine.

[spoofed]

you really brought that same submissive air to the game today, well done being genuine out there!

[smokeeater]

Why hide what you are. Everyone else will be wildly competitive for me.

[spoofed]

do you think this loss will make them more competitive for the netx game, or will they become disillusioned with failure?

[smokeeater]

Definitely option A. We don’t get disillusioned