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hello quad! 🥰🤗🫶👊⚾️🪓 CONGRATULATIONS lundeagaard lumberjacks! 🪓⚾️👊
what a game!! and good effort prescott, we know how hard you work to keep us safe so an off day is entirely understandable. rest up!

we've rolled out a sidekick OS update (sOS or 🆘) that fixes minor bugs like some DMs going to the wrong users and entries defaulting to the British English dictionary.

it also features some new emojis! please enjoy...
🧻 toilet paper
🕴️ eugene levi
🌯 the burrito
🪵 prescott paladins c. this afternoon
🌝 🌚 these cheeky moons

while your sidekick should have updated automatically to ensure everything went smoothly and is operating as intended, please respond to the following fun icebreaker so we may check your system:

what hill are you willing to die on and why? (nothing overdone like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza," everyone who cared about that fight is dead. 👻)

happy texting!
👾 your sidekick admin team

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i dont know what any of this fuckin means

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not a fuckin chance

🤕

Thank you thank you 🪓 ☺️ We could not have done it without Henry’s guidance.

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captain flume jr.'s maiden voyage!

~~Don't have to add the Ju~~ [...] Thanks. You excited bout your game?

in the spirit of good sportsmanship, i'm looking forward to the container floor wiping the floor with whitney. 😊

Y'all were talented already. Didn't really have to do anythin

Oh Hen, you do not need to lie. I am not talented. But I did have fun.

Well that's what matters yeah? People comin out and actin like any part of this is still normal

I suppose so, yes. What are some other ‘normal’ things that you have missed?

Shit. Gotta think bout that one. What about you

I miss American TV.

We'll get them next time.
Why would we need a toilet paper emoji?

frankly it was one of the first ones you should have received, except that i couldn't get the live sheet of paper just right. 🙀

It looks great now. Very lifelike.

thank you! 🫶🫶🫶 did you enjoy your first foray into co-captaining? will you and reggie share the job again?

Unless she wants the whole thing, which is also fine.

you really brought that same submissive air to the game today, well done being genuine out there!

Why hide what you are. Everyone else will be wildly competitive for me.

do you think this loss will make them more competitive for the netx game, or will they become disillusioned with failure?

Definitely option A. We don’t get disillusioned

I might need glasses.

myopia does tend to be a disadvantage on the diamond. 🤓

Can't tell what half of these are meant to be.

🥈 here's your medal from today's game! 🤗

Aw, thank you. That's real sweet of you.

Uhhhhh the hill I’m willing to die on wow that’s such a good question!!! Probably the one right off Old Mill Road, there’s a super nice tree on it.

and such beautiful wildflowers in the summertime! 😍 how would you like to expire? fast or slow?

Depends on who’s there. Like if Billie and Beck are hanging out I DEF need time to monologue. But you know if the Prescott folks are there I probably have to get dead real quick bc they have to like triage and stuff.

i hope you're murdered; the responders could use a hobby and solving the case just might be the trick! 🔪😱🕵️‍♀️

Edited 2024-11-19 15:24 (UTC)

[…] […] […] The quality of Charles Schulz’s Peanuts cartoon improved with the introduction of Woodstock. Contrary to prevailing sentiment.

💭 what new qualities did woodstock bring to the mix?

Edited 2024-11-19 04:34 (UTC)

[…] Whimsy. […] […] And love. He made Snoopy very happy and enriched his life whereas before he was “just” a dog.

is snoopy the central character for you?

He’s my favorite.

how do you do all of that stuff?

[...] you don't actually got to answer that. i won't understand what you're saying

but also like the end of golden girls sucked. that's my fucking hill

the usual way. 🥰

🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻 it's dorothy's wedding dress

yeah i figured

it's the whole fucking concept like they're supposed to be doing their thing and then the dude from airplane shows up for a hot second and dorothy's like 'actually nah'

[...] but yeah what the fuck that dress was awful

do you believe true love can be born from a bit? 🤔💓

i ain’t against true love or the bit. i’m against abandoning your platonic throuple and like […] your ma for the dude from airplane

the hill ill die on is we would have won today if I had use of both arms ~~and wasn't hungover~~

do you run three-legged? [...] i suppose two-armed and one-legged.

lemme see you try to run top speed with a sling and see how successful you are

Thanks for all the incredible work you do. Does this mean you're a big Eugene Levy fan?

A smaller hill: smooth peanut butter is an abomination. Putting butter on your pb&j is an even worse crime.

i had a christopher guest phase and still experience extreme eyebrow envy.

let's make the hill bigger! 📈🗻

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