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[spoofed]

hello quad! 🥰🤗🫶👊⚾️🪓 CONGRATULATIONS lundeagaard lumberjacks! 🪓⚾️👊
what a game!! and good effort prescott, we know how hard you work to keep us safe so an off day is entirely understandable. rest up!

we've rolled out a sidekick OS update (sOS or 🆘) that fixes minor bugs like some DMs going to the wrong users and entries defaulting to the British English dictionary.

it also features some new emojis! please enjoy...
🧻 toilet paper
🕴️ eugene levi
🌯 the burrito
🪵 prescott paladins c. this afternoon
🌝 🌚 these cheeky moons

while your sidekick should have updated automatically to ensure everything went smoothly and is operating as intended, please respond to the following fun icebreaker so we may check your system:

what hill are you willing to die on and why? (nothing overdone like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza," everyone who cared about that fight is dead. 👻)

happy texting!
👾 your sidekick admin team

Comments

[odinochka]

Oh Hen, you do not need to lie. I am not talented. But I did have fun.

[barrow]

Well that's what matters yeah? People comin out and actin like any part of this is still normal

[odinochka]

I suppose so, yes. What are some other ‘normal’ things that you have missed?

[barrow]

Shit. Gotta think bout that one. What about you

[odinochka]

I miss American TV.