HAPPY BDAY FUCK JOE BIDEN

[smokeeater]

BIRTHDAY BAR NITE

Wednesday night brings the Lobby a large influx of celebrants. It's Reggie and Beck's birthday! This is just a normal night at the bar functionally; unless otherwise noted, all characters will have to pay for their own drinks, although Ares will bully everyone to purchase them for the birthday kids. He made a very simple cake with a somewhat expired box mix, and didn't kill anyone while doing it, but there's not really enough for everyone. Sorry! At a certain point there are fireworks! This is the most basic ic/ooc in the whole world but have fun.

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THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[smokeeater]

The smile she forces becomes a real one, and he kisses the very tippy top of her head. "It's a real scourge. But I will carry you around the bar on my shoulders before the night's over. Birthday chariot style, if you want."

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[toughleaf]

Reggie blinks slowly one, two, three times, then jerks her head up so hard she almost hits Ares in the nose.

"You think I could deadlift you?"

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[smokeeater]

He does jerk backward so as to avoid getting not hit in the nose.

"I mean. I'd let you try. It's your birthday."

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[toughleaf]

"You're WAY too nice to me, you should slap me," she insists, nodding along to her own statement because someone needs to agree with her. "I can't even FEEL it right now, slap me as hard as you can, fuckin' DO it."

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[smokeeater]

“Hi, bartender, can I get your biggest water.” He says instead, to the bartender, like Reggie’s request was in fact some kind of secret signal. And it kind of is.

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[toughleaf]

Reggie slaps herself hard across the face, leaving a big red hand mark on her cheek.

"See? Nothin'."

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[smokeeater]

"You're insane." Ares says with the utmost fondness. "Please stop hitting yourself. Or I'll have to pick you up after all. Air jail for the rest of your own party."

THE BAR: Reggie & Ares

[toughleaf]

"What about the swooning?" Reggie's face goes mock-serious, which isn't that hard to do because real-serious is her default face. "You would incite a mass medical emergency and you're not even gonna get laid off it?"