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[halligan]

PRESCOTT

where's the truck

CONTAINER FORT

where's my truck

LUNDEGAARD

where's my truck

WHITNEY

where's my truck

CONTAINER FORT AND BEAU IN PARTICULAR

WHERE'S MY TRUCK

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yo where's my truck

Comments

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

you didn't wanna leave me a text that's like "yo i took your truck it builds character"??????????

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

i wasnt going to tell you at all but you seemed real upset and also like you werent taking the hint

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

you STOLE MY BEDROOM

[...]

HOW THE FUCK'D YOU EVEN DO THAT [...] MY SIDEKICK'S FUCKED UP THESE SHOULDN'T BE ALL BIG STILL

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

its bad for you to sleep in that for like a million reasons and you wont listen to me or anyone else

also arlo dont get mad but i gotta be honest with you

youre kinda being a baby

[...]

got a tow truck

want me to come fix your phone

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

I AIN'T I WAS FINE IN THERE AND NOW I GOTTA CHOOSE BETWEEN EVERYWHERE I DON'T WANNA BE



NO

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

you werent fine you were fuckin up your body and you were gonna get cold

and at some point you gotta bite the bullet and do the shit stuff arlo

[.......]

im coming over youre gonna accidentally end up in like fifty fights with all caps all the time

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

ok i dropped the fuckin thing and it fixed the caps

i been DOIN the shit thing for 9 months it's called "gettin divorced afuckingain" and idk what ELSE to do
those caps are real

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

oh nice good job

[...]

i just feel like youre not letting things get better

like theres a diff between just suffering and suffering through something and to do the second one you actually gotta like

confront the stuff

like i had to actually work through the fact that mom and dad didnt really give a shit about me instead of just being like yeah this is chill i got arlo

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

[...] how the fuck'd you manage that

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

like a fuckton of mandated therapy dude

like its not perfect but i had to actually like [...] deal with it to make it better

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

thank fuck one of us got outta that shitshow. i'm proud of you

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

thanks man

but like are you listening to what im saying re: you?

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

i mean i heard you i just didn't process it that good cause i was too busy thinking about running off to get married again

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

processing is hard

no marriage in the near future maybe

[...]

want me to come live with you for a bit there? get you situated in a new place?

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

but i bet dutch lets mud have conjugal visits and everything

ain't even figured out where that IS yet, i just dropped my shit in the garage.

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

dutch totally performs marriage ceremonies too but i think we can do better than mud for you

i know but we can figure it out

i really think you should try the radio station

might be good for all of you

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

[...] who the fuck's gotten married at the fort?????

i REALLY can't sleep there bro

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

dogs and sometimes people

what if im there too though

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

like dogs to [...] y'know what i'm good

it's just a hard no full stop there ain't no closure there. and if i'm suddenly sleeping in celia's place it's gonna look like i'm just [...] idk. feels disrespectful. i can't.

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

jem was the one who suggested it is all so

lets try the school again maybe?

if you dont pick a place im making you come live here with blanche

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

then he can sleep there.

school's too full of court n too far from everybody. [...] fort's REAL too far from everybody. shit's why i'm stuck.

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

cool so you n me are moving into the bunkhouse got it

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

how many times do i gotta say i ain't gonna sleep there???? d'you know how fuckin awkward it is to wake up with morning wood when you're like 10' away from your ex?????? ALL THE TIME???????

Duke/Arlo

[dukeofrats]

bro i know its extra awkward because shes your ex but shes living in a sausage factory theres no way its going to faze her

if you dont agree to somewhere acceptable im going to live in your truck all winter

Duke/Arlo

[halligan]

me, we both know she's resilient and cool and got her shit together, we're talking about me, i don't

you'd like it. it's all cozy now [...] or was til my sleeping bag and whatever got thrown into boxes