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[halligan]

PRESCOTT

where's the truck

CONTAINER FORT

where's my truck

LUNDEGAARD

where's my truck

WHITNEY

where's my truck

CONTAINER FORT AND BEAU IN PARTICULAR

WHERE'S MY TRUCK

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yo where's my truck

Comments

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Not sure why you got out so fast when there's built in gator waters for all your problem solving needs. Not having any of those is actually why I left Oregon for Seattle in fact, traded it up for sharks though.

Unfortunately I don't think you get your pick of serial killers.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

my wife left me for my best friend and everybody at the supermarket talked about it when all i wanted were some chips so i said "hey fuck this". how many folks you threw to the sharks so far

we'll take what we can get these days tbh

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

That sounds rough, I'm sorry. Have you thought about just eating chips instead of getting married so much?

I only threw in a handful, for science.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

it's alright, we were a shitshow. but nat i look so cute in a $50 tux and when you're married you got twice the people goin out to buy chips

how many did you have before n where were you keeping em???

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Wait, is this why people get married? You did it three times just to make off like a bandit with the quality chips? I bet they give you the kettle cooked ones, and the ruffles? I've wasted years.

In my lab, I stashed them next to my monocle and the shark harnesses so they can shoot lasers.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

it's matrimony's best kept secret

if we get a supercommunity we better get a laser shark moat too.

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Does that mean the owner of Frito-Lay is a huge polygamist?

I think the risk of the laser sharks going feral might be too big, unfortunately. I'd take the feral moose over a feral shark with a laser.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

that's frito-lay's best kept one

bro are you kidding me, moose are at least 20 times scarier than sharks. sharks get on land n they die but moose get in water????? they SWIM

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

No, it's definitely the Flamin' Hot recipe.

Okay fair point about the land bit, but you're telling me you're more afraid of a moose in water than a shark? No way. Also they would have way better aim with a laser than a Moose.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

[...] fritos made cheetos???? [...] fuck [...] we ain't never getting fresh cheetos again. grief keeps finding new ways of punching us in the nuts



SHARKS CAN'T EVEN LOOK OVER THEIR SHOULDERS [...] do sharks even ha

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

You'd think if they had a heart and hope for humanity's future, they would have dropped that recipe before things went dark. There's always a Quad field trip to the factory, the spices must just be sitting there.

Because they don't have any! What they do have is excellent eyesight, a bite force in the thousands of pounds, and a great theme song. Do Moose have a theme song?

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

if you had the spices d'you reckon you could remake flamin hot cheetos

they sure as fuck do. canada's.

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Maybe? It would probably require a lot of taste testing, do we have any flamin hot cheetos around? Making a corn puff wouldn't actually be too difficult, but getting it right would be. You don't have to be a food chemist to make them, we could do it in your kitchen even.

Moose don't have a nationality or passport.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

don't need a bag, you got an expert right here, i'm like a goddamn bloodhound for snack foods

no but they have a theme song. canada's.

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Well alright then, we've got an experiment!

Do the Moose have something on you?

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

moose're notorious for blackmail

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

How did you get caught up in this mess, you're from the Bayou.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

came up north as a green lil bumpkin hot shot, fell in with a bad crowd. next thing you know i'm heisting maple syrup n mountie hats for the black market

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

I've definitely seen that Disney movie. A tale as old as time. So you definitely have a stash of that syrup somewhere right? Skimming off the top?

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

if i tell you the moose come after you too. can't have that. harming folks's against responder protocols

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Except the Moose don't scare me like they scare you.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

i got a healthy respect for moose and they earned it fair and square by being trucks that grow bludgeons on their heads

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Is that how things earn your respect? By being truck-like?