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[afairtrade]

If anyone sees any Red Talon mooks hanging around can you let me know?

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[load_bearing]

God, ma'am? Stupid. He still around?

[afairtrade]

Probably. He stopped by to talk to me yesterday evening and said he was heading into Danforth.

[load_bearing]

Alright, well, I'll keep an ear to the ground.

Let me know if he shows up there again? What did he want to talk about?

[afairtrade]

"Catching up". He told me his squad is posted up in the Boeing factory in Renton if we ever want to drop in on them. He asked about the Fairgrounds, too.

[load_bearing]

Seriously? What the fuck. [...] Maybe we should drop in. Just to see.

[afairtrade]

Oh. A diplomatic mission. We could make a trip to Seattle worth our time.

[load_bearing]

I was thinking recon, but sure.

[fixedup]

you want to go out to seattle?

[malting]

Asked about the zombies he's in part responsible for? How kind of him. Why is he heading to Danforth?

[afairtrade]

He just saw the smoke from the burn pits. He acted surprised when I told him about the horde. Not sure he believed me when I said we dealt with ten thousand zombies on our own, either.

"Forgot his jacket".

[malting]

I imagine his head is shoved too far up his own ass to do any actual thinking.

That's a long trip for a "jacket."

[left5dead]

lmao fuckin bitchass couldn't even get a foot in the ikea

[afairtrade]

That just means it's up for grabs.

[spoofed]

what if we simply cemented the factory's doors from the outside and went on our merry way? 🤔🥰🫶

[afairtrade]

It's pretty big. What if they just keep growing in there like a mold?

[spoofed]

i suppose even single-celled organisms find a way to reproduce... but that could take hundreds of years. they won't be our problem anymore by then.

[soliloquacious]

Now what's wrong with calling folks ma'am??

[load_bearing]

You've got folksy shit going on so it's fine.

[soliloquacious]

Oh thank the Lord, I couldn't turn this off if I tried (sir).

[load_bearing]

Don't sir me.

[soliloquacious]

But I'm folksy!

[load_bearing]

You can call other people sir all you want.

[afairtrade]

You have to do it with pure intentions.

[soliloquacious]

And NOT lurid intentions like he clearly has with our Miss Nat, GOT it.

[afairtrade]

It's smarmy at best.