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[agriculturalist]

We've got some new chicks. Let me know if you want to see 'em.

Some of them are silkies, so they're extra cute.

[PRESCOTT]

Hi there. I'm Emmett, Lundegaard's livestock guy. Since we're all helping each other out and all, thought I'd offer to come check out your stables. I'm not a vet, but I've got some farrier training, so I can take a look at hooves, too.

Just figured I'd offer. No pressure, though. Thanks for your time.

Comments

[odinochka]

He means chickens.

[agriculturalist]

[...] Yes, chickens.

[swordwife]

BABES ONLY!!!!

Jk, I like baby chickens.

[agriculturalist]

For the record, I would never refer to women as "chicks". That's disrespectful.

I literally mean baby chickens. Just hatched today.

[swordwife]

Wait, I call women chicks. Should I not??????

[agriculturalist]

You're allowed to, I'm not.

[swordwife]

Wow, this is the first time I’m hearing this.

See, this is the kind of sex-related information we need to talk about on the radio.

[agriculturalist]

Are you the one with the show?

[swordwife]

Well I co-host with a doctor who’s 46 years old. I’m 22, so it’s really comprehensive.

[agriculturalist]

Yeah, that's pretty much the whole scale of experience, huh?

[halligan]

thanks for answering 5 questions at once

[agriculturalist]

I'm sorry if I gave anyone the wrong impression.

[halligan]

it's a better one now
does that help

[agriculturalist]

I guess?

[halligan]

look at us intercommunity understanding each other

[agriculturalist]

I'm trying my best.

[halligan]

you're doing great

[agriculturalist]

I don't think I am.

[odinochka]

I can only think of three, maybe four. You must have a creative mind.

[halligan]

overly

[odinochka]

Yikes. Well, I'm glad I could clear things up for you before things spiraled out of control.

[halligan]

it was real scary there for a sec
i appreciate your help

[odinochka]

Scary? Who us? No.

[halligan]

suspicious
luckily for you i'm polite

[odinochka]

Boo.