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[agriculturalist]

We've got some new chicks. Let me know if you want to see 'em.

Some of them are silkies, so they're extra cute.

[PRESCOTT]

Hi there. I'm Emmett, Lundegaard's livestock guy. Since we're all helping each other out and all, thought I'd offer to come check out your stables. I'm not a vet, but I've got some farrier training, so I can take a look at hooves, too.

Just figured I'd offer. No pressure, though. Thanks for your time.

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[deadhunter]

are you selling

[odinochka]

He means chickens.

[agriculturalist]

You'll have to check with Roswell or one of the Aldermen on that. They're not mine to sell.

[agriculturalist]

[...] Yes, chickens.

Prescott + Emmett

[toughleaf]

Check them out in what way

[swordwife]

BABES ONLY!!!!

Jk, I like baby chickens.

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

I don't know, maybe you need repairs or suggestions or something?

[halligan]

thanks for answering 5 questions at once

[agriculturalist]

For the record, I would never refer to women as "chicks". That's disrespectful.

I literally mean baby chickens. Just hatched today.

[halligan]

the answer to baby anything's always yeah

[agriculturalist]

I'm sorry if I gave anyone the wrong impression.

[swordwife]

Wait, I call women chicks. Should I not??????

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

might wanna pack riot gear
we got some snappers

[deadhunter]

but i don't want to talk to roswell

[agriculturalist]

Their little feathers look like pants.

[agriculturalist]

Gideon then, maybe?

[agriculturalist]

You're allowed to, I'm not.

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

That's not a problem. I've had [...] spirited horses before.

[odinochka]

I can only think of three, maybe four. You must have a creative mind.

Prescott + Emmett

[paramedicals]

Definitely come by. We've been having the MacReadys look at the horses every now and then but they don't have any vets or farriers, so we've just been making do.

[halligan]

overly

[halligan]

NO

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

All right, just let me know when you're not busy.

Also, for the record, I didn't mean to offend anyone by implying there was anything wrong with your stables or horse care.

[halligan]

it's a better one now
does that help

[odinochka]

Yikes. Well, I'm glad I could clear things up for you before things spiraled out of control.