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[agriculturalist]

We've got some new chicks. Let me know if you want to see 'em.

Some of them are silkies, so they're extra cute.

[PRESCOTT]

Hi there. I'm Emmett, Lundegaard's livestock guy. Since we're all helping each other out and all, thought I'd offer to come check out your stables. I'm not a vet, but I've got some farrier training, so I can take a look at hooves, too.

Just figured I'd offer. No pressure, though. Thanks for your time.

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Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

might wanna pack riot gear
we got some snappers

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

That's not a problem. I've had [...] spirited horses before.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

what about assholes

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Spirited is the nice way of saying assholes.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

shit
getting ALL my questions answered today

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

I was raised in a barn, but I'm still trying to be civil here.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

raised in a junkyard
didn't know that was a word

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Barn, junkyard... they're often one and the same.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

you had cows i had cars

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Both are littered with random shit.