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[agriculturalist]

We've got some new chicks. Let me know if you want to see 'em.

Some of them are silkies, so they're extra cute.

[PRESCOTT]

Hi there. I'm Emmett, Lundegaard's livestock guy. Since we're all helping each other out and all, thought I'd offer to come check out your stables. I'm not a vet, but I've got some farrier training, so I can take a look at hooves, too.

Just figured I'd offer. No pressure, though. Thanks for your time.

Comments

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

I don't know, maybe you need repairs or suggestions or something?

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

might wanna pack riot gear
we got some snappers

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

That's not a problem. I've had [...] spirited horses before.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

what about assholes

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Spirited is the nice way of saying assholes.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

shit
getting ALL my questions answered today

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

I was raised in a barn, but I'm still trying to be civil here.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

raised in a junkyard
didn't know that was a word

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Barn, junkyard... they're often one and the same.

Prescott + Emmett

[halligan]

you had cows i had cars

Prescott + Emmett

[toughleaf]

I mean I was just in there, didn't look like any of the horses escaped

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

[...] All right. I was just trying to be helpful.

Prescott + Emmett

[toughleaf]

We all are.

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Yeah, I know, but I feel like I overstepped here somehow?

Prescott + Emmett

[toughleaf]

You'll understand when you meet our horses.

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Never met a horse I didn't like. Even the jerks.

Prescott + Emmett

[toughleaf]

My point is that our horses bite and so do we, it's a beautiful symbiotic relationship or something I went to community college

Prescott + Emmett

[agriculturalist]

Everyone's feral over at the Responder station. Noted.

Prescott + Emmett

[toughleaf]

That's all I ask, thank you.

You coming over now or should we make an appointment for after Arlo steals a chick

Prescott

[paramedicals]

Y'all, please. They have anxiety.

Prescott

[halligan]

and baby chickens
nobody ruin my chances at holding baby chickens

Prescott

[paramedicals]

Think you're good for that. Enjoy yourself.

Prescott

[halligan]

thanks pops

Prescott

[toughleaf]

And I'm lactose intolerant

Prescott

[paramedicals]

Well. Nobody's perfect.