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[paramedicals]

Hey. Seems like these are working well enough. Good talking to you all.

Few orders of business. First is we're getting a new patrol schedule set up. They'll be posted at the front gate of your community, and they're mandatory. Think of it as a bonding experience.

Second, we're all doing open house tours of our bases. Prescott today, Dutch's fort tomorrow, Lundegaard Thursday, and Whitney on Friday for their fancy party. Everyone should come look around and get an idea of how everyone else is doing things. That's just a friendly suggestion.

Last we have the first Summit Meeting. We'll be hosting it here at Prescott on the 30th. Anyone who wants the floor will have it for five minutes. Try to prepare your remarks ahead of time.

That's all. Have fun.

Comments

[toughleaf]

But then who will work on the dessert spoons?

[castnet]

Find him some scrap metal and he'll make it work or give the whole lot of us tetanus. No in betweens.

[halligan]

Why's "both" never an option?

[castnet]

That'd make it TOO simple for you.

[halligan]

Not fair!

[castnet]

Life's not fair, sugarbritches. Besides I thought you liked a challenge?

[halligan]

How's fewer fun things to do a challenge

[castnet]

Like you'd ever run out of things to amuse yourself with. Plus you make it sound like you're really heartbroken you don't get to infect everyone with tetanus...

[halligan]

Sharing is caring.

[castnet]

Is it really in this instance, though?

[toughleaf]

Oh I love tetanus. It's a great way to get people to stop talking, one way or another.

[trustmeimadoctor]

come for the tainted charcuterie, stay for the tetanus shots. we're really going all out.

[toughleaf]

I think we all agree that life is dull without a few Big Pharma conspiracies sprinkled in for flavor. We're just doing our part.

[trustmeimadoctor]

in that case, i hope nobody finds the terrible experiments we're hiding in the basement.

[toughleaf]

Ohhh, you mean the ones left here by [REDACTED]??

[trustmeimadoctor]

nah, those got eaten by the ones from the other [REDACTED], remember?

[toughleaf]

Okay but that was worth it. I bet they'll be really fast if they ever figure out how to use that third leg.

[trustmeimadoctor]

too bad all those tentacles keep getting in the way.

[dukeofrats]

oh shit do you guys have tetanus shots?

[trustmeimadoctor]

hell yeah buddy, i'll hook you up!

[dukeofrats]

sick i dont need one now but i probably will eventually

[trustmeimadoctor]

well, you know where i am. i'm on call 24/7.

[castnet]

The gift that keeps on giving 🥹

[toughleaf]

I can't wait for Christmas.

[castnet]

No, we're exchanging prion diseases for Xmas. You must have missed the memo.