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[paramedicals]

Hey. Seems like these are working well enough. Good talking to you all.

Few orders of business. First is we're getting a new patrol schedule set up. They'll be posted at the front gate of your community, and they're mandatory. Think of it as a bonding experience.

Second, we're all doing open house tours of our bases. Prescott today, Dutch's fort tomorrow, Lundegaard Thursday, and Whitney on Friday for their fancy party. Everyone should come look around and get an idea of how everyone else is doing things. That's just a friendly suggestion.

Last we have the first Summit Meeting. We'll be hosting it here at Prescott on the 30th. Anyone who wants the floor will have it for five minutes. Try to prepare your remarks ahead of time.

That's all. Have fun.

Comments

[castnet]

Aye aye, cap'n.

[paramedicals]

You remember what hosting visitors is like? I kind of forget.

Container Fort

[deadhunter]

can someone please kick all the loose explosives under the beds before people come over? i'm busy

Container Fort

[fixedup]

everything locked down but we gotta have one or two sleeping containers open to the public so we look normal. who wants to volunteer

Container Fort

[liftmeup]

i found this cute quilt and tossed it over our most obvious pile of ammunition and added a couple pillows like maybe it's just a cute place we hang out

[trustmeimadoctor]

sounds good, boss. just tell me where you need me, and i'm on it.

[paramedicals]

Yeah, I'm gonna put you with whoever seems like the biggest handful.

[transferswitch]

Wow. The beginning of a new era.

[paramedicals]

I think we're all just about ready to get out of the last era.

[quaid]

Guess we'll find out soon enough if this was a whimper or a bang.

[soliloquacious]

I'm ready and rarin' to bond, chiefs!

[paramedicals]

Appreciate the enthusiasm.

[fixeddown]

How fancy a party?

[paramedicals]

Probably not black tie or anything, I'm guessing.

[halligan]

Is it gonna keep being this busy? I never thought I'd become a nerd day planner person.

[paramedicals]

It's two things.

[agriculturalist]

Right. Fun.

[paramedicals]

If possible.

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

Is it too late to What do you folks make of these people?

Lundegaard.

[transferswitch]

They're all on their best behavior right now so it's a little hard to tell. But they seem [...] nice? And they'll have to respect us once they see what we've built.

[swordwife]

Yes, you're welcome to ME for testing the bulletin board! :) [...] And thank to the people who actually set it up.

Does anyone want to be my patrol buddy?

[spoofed]

we're happy to help!!! 🤗🫶

[lineman]

Visitors to Lundegaard are discouraged from venturing too deeply into our lumber mill. While we have prepared it for guests, as a safety matter, there are saws. Ideally, we would like our guests to leave with all the limbs they arrived with.

[transferswitch]

That's a very good safety tip for visiting Lundegaard.

But we also promise that mill accidents are extremely uncommon.

[1020]

Yeehaw.

[paramedicals]

Yee and also haw.

[spoofed]

we have so much work ahead!! 🫡 thank you for having us!

[paramedicals]

Thanks for helping us get all this set up. [...] 👍

[dukeofrats]

nobodys gonna touch our stuff on the tours right? thats like a rule?

[fixedup]

the fort is booby trapped. you could literally die

[homesteading]

Also in Lundegaard news we have a brand new Bed & Breakfast that we opened up just for you guys, if anyone wants to come stay awhile. There's bacon.

I'm looking forward to seeing what you've all built, too. The world's changed a lot since the last time I was out in it.

[swordwife]

THE KILLER

[odinochka]

Hello. I did not want to participate in was busy during Lola's introduction game, but I'll introduce myself now.

My name is Margarita, but most call me Maggie. I am a representative from Lundegaard. Will you be leading the tour of Prescott?