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[paramedicals]

Hey. Seems like these are working well enough. Good talking to you all.

Few orders of business. First is we're getting a new patrol schedule set up. They'll be posted at the front gate of your community, and they're mandatory. Think of it as a bonding experience.

Second, we're all doing open house tours of our bases. Prescott today, Dutch's fort tomorrow, Lundegaard Thursday, and Whitney on Friday for their fancy party. Everyone should come look around and get an idea of how everyone else is doing things. That's just a friendly suggestion.

Last we have the first Summit Meeting. We'll be hosting it here at Prescott on the 30th. Anyone who wants the floor will have it for five minutes. Try to prepare your remarks ahead of time.

That's all. Have fun.

Comments

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

I probably shouldn't have mentioned guns in the ice breaker thing. I should have talked about baby barn kittens instead or something.

Maybe I could before, but not any more. I don't know. I'll go find a book on being a better host, or something.

Lundegaard.

[lineman]

[...] Do you like the music of Vitamin C?

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

Like, the Graduation Song singer?

Lundegaard.

[lineman]

Yes. Their song “Smile,” I often listen to it in times of spiritual turmoil or low emotions. I have it on CD and will gladly let you borrow it.

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

All right. I'll give it a shot. Thank you, John.

Lundegaard.

[lineman]

No trouble at all, Emmett. I have many such CDs that may be of use to you. You are welcome to peruse. You may also find “It Happens Every Time” by Dream Street to be spiritually uplifting. Featuring the vocals of a young Jesse McCartney.

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

That's very generous of you. I could use some new music. Thanks, John.

Lundegaard.

[lineman]

[…] Yes. […] I am generous. And you could use some new music. How What do I say now 🧍‍♂️

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

I would offer some CDs in return but they're probably boring. I'll dig through them, though. Maybe I missed something fun.

Lundegaard.

[lineman]

[...] Should [...] we recommend music for the party at Whitney? Although we couldn't play it out loud. Perhaps if we made a list, people could look at the list and imagine the music playing.

Lundegaard.

[agriculturalist]

Perhaps they could have a silent disco.

I don't want to step on their toes, though. I would feel annoyed if someone came over here and started telling me how to milk cows.