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[paramedicals]

Hey. Seems like these are working well enough. Good talking to you all.

Few orders of business. First is we're getting a new patrol schedule set up. They'll be posted at the front gate of your community, and they're mandatory. Think of it as a bonding experience.

Second, we're all doing open house tours of our bases. Prescott today, Dutch's fort tomorrow, Lundegaard Thursday, and Whitney on Friday for their fancy party. Everyone should come look around and get an idea of how everyone else is doing things. That's just a friendly suggestion.

Last we have the first Summit Meeting. We'll be hosting it here at Prescott on the 30th. Anyone who wants the floor will have it for five minutes. Try to prepare your remarks ahead of time.

That's all. Have fun.

Comments

[dukeofrats]

what kind of baby animals?? i love little guys

[transferswitch]

I'll let Emmett tell you about the barn animals, but we've got some late season kittens that are ready to cause trouble.

[dukeofrats]

! ! !

little trouble babies

[transferswitch]

They've learned to jump and climb which means they're getting into everything. We're trying to socialize them when they're still young so playing with the monsters is encouraged.

[dukeofrats]

hell yeah got to get them lovey while theyre little

you guys like cat city over there?

[transferswitch]

Sort of. One day they just showed up and we started feeding them, now they're all over the place.

They're part of the community. Some are pets, most are working cats. They keep mice and rats out of our stores, and they help with morale.

[agriculturalist]

Calves, lambs, pigs, goats, chicks, ducklings, goslings, kittens... you name it. We don't have all of them at any given time, but we're bound to have something cute for you to pet at any given time.

[dukeofrats]

yo im maybe a little excited to come visit now

i love cows so much man

[agriculturalist]

They're my personal favorite, just don't tell the other critters.

[dukeofrats]

lips sealed dude

ive always wanted to bottle feed one ngl

[agriculturalist]

I can definitely hook you up. Just make sure they don't over-enthusiastically tear the top off the bottle and drench you with milk (I say this from experience).