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[afairtrade]

I've found a jar of Nutella that expired in August of 2012. I am going to eat it. If I die please remember me fondly.

Unrelatedly I'm looking for new victims (interviewees) for a project I've been working on. If you're interested in talking about your post-outbreak experiences on camera let me know. I ask easy questions, I promise.

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[spoofed]

hello quad! 🥰🤗🫶👊⚾️🪓 CONGRATULATIONS lundeagaard lumberjacks! 🪓⚾️👊
what a game!! and good effort prescott, we know how hard you work to keep us safe so an off day is entirely understandable. rest up!

we've rolled out a sidekick OS update (sOS or 🆘) that fixes minor bugs like some DMs going to the wrong users and entries defaulting to the British English dictionary.

it also features some new emojis! please enjoy...
🧻 toilet paper
🕴️ eugene levi
🌯 the burrito
🪵 prescott paladins c. this afternoon
🌝 🌚 these cheeky moons

while your sidekick should have updated automatically to ensure everything went smoothly and is operating as intended, please respond to the following fun icebreaker so we may check your system:

what hill are you willing to die on and why? (nothing overdone like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza," everyone who cared about that fight is dead. 👻)

happy texting!
👾 your sidekick admin team

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