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[afairtrade]

If anyone sees any Red Talon mooks hanging around can you let me know?

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[load_bearing]

Ew, really?

For Nat, not him.

[afairtrade]

He never calls me ma'am.

[load_bearing]

God, ma'am? Stupid. He still around?

[afairtrade]

Probably. He stopped by to talk to me yesterday evening and said he was heading into Danforth.

[load_bearing]

Alright, well, I'll keep an ear to the ground.

Let me know if he shows up there again? What did he want to talk about?

[afairtrade]

"Catching up". He told me his squad is posted up in the Boeing factory in Renton if we ever want to drop in on them. He asked about the Fairgrounds, too.

[load_bearing]

Seriously? What the fuck. [...] Maybe we should drop in. Just to see.

[afairtrade]

Oh. A diplomatic mission. We could make a trip to Seattle worth our time.

[malting]

Asked about the zombies he's in part responsible for? How kind of him. Why is he heading to Danforth?

[afairtrade]

He just saw the smoke from the burn pits. He acted surprised when I told him about the horde. Not sure he believed me when I said we dealt with ten thousand zombies on our own, either.

"Forgot his jacket".

[left5dead]

lmao fuckin bitchass couldn't even get a foot in the ikea

[spoofed]

what if we simply cemented the factory's doors from the outside and went on our merry way? 🤔🥰🫶

[soliloquacious]

Now what's wrong with calling folks ma'am??

[load_bearing]

You've got folksy shit going on so it's fine.

[soliloquacious]

Oh thank the Lord, I couldn't turn this off if I tried (sir).

[load_bearing]

Don't sir me.

[afairtrade]

You have to do it with pure intentions.

[soliloquacious]

And NOT lurid intentions like he clearly has with our Miss Nat, GOT it.

[afairtrade]

It's smarmy at best.

[malting]

Thanks for clarifying.

[load_bearing]

I didn't want you rolling up here and chewing me out.

[malting]

You don't have to be embarrassed, I've seen it all.

[load_bearing]

I was defending your honor and this is how you treat me?

[malting]

That's sweet, very chivalrous of you. Did you pull a muscle?

[load_bearing]

It was very trying and now I need a free drink to revive me, at a time of my choosing because I'm not going all the fucking way out to Whitney right now.