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[halligan]

PRESCOTT

where's the truck

CONTAINER FORT

where's my truck

LUNDEGAARD

where's my truck

WHITNEY

where's my truck

CONTAINER FORT AND BEAU IN PARTICULAR

WHERE'S MY TRUCK

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yo where's my truck

Comments

[malting]

I didn't know that thing even ran still.

[halligan]

IT DIDN'T

[malting]

Wow, a Christmas miracle. Nothing miraculous over at Whitney, I don't think.

[halligan]

have you LOOKED looked

[malting]

No, but I think a giant red fire truck would be a pretty difficult thing to hide. We'll ask around, the chances of some drunk at the Lobby somehow grand theft auto-ing it are low, but not zero.

[halligan]

it's a vintage pumper it ain't as big as the engines we got in the bay

idk how drunk we're talking like my shit's all here [...] kinda looks like it was packed by a drunk though

[malting]

Sorry to say that means nothing to me, but I'll look for a miniature fire truck then.

Whoever stole it packed up your things? That's almost sweet. Not a random drive by theft then. You haven't pissed anyone off lately have you?

[halligan]

probably, like you've met me

[malting]

[...] Fair point. Anyone who's been admiring your truck lately? Maybe needing a barely winterized home for the next few months?

[halligan]

[...] idk maybe

[...] [...]

[nat]
edgar

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Edgar did not steal your fire truck.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

he said he sleeps in his truck and he ain't done nothing to make it fit for the holidays

and i tossed my shirt at him yesterday maybe he's obsessed with me now

i'm good obsession material

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

I don't think your tits are hypnotic enough to drive someone to a life of crime, sorry. Jealousy? Maybe. A romantic gesture that took a hard left? Possible. But there's no way he and the troupe pulled off a heist without overcommiting to the Ocean's 11 of it all. Someone would have broken something trying to capoeira through imaginary lasers.

The miniature fire truck wouldn't even fit all of them.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

what the fuck's a capoeira

but he doesn't sleep with all of em he sleeps alone and it'd fit him

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

It's like a Brazilian martial art. It kind of looks like breakdance fighting.

Even if Edgar admired your housetruck, he wouldn't steal it from you, he's a good guy who knows you refuse to actually sleep in the many indoor options provided for you and wouldn't leave you out in the cold. Also his public approval ratings would plummet.

It's not him.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

what the fuck.

but he fits your profile and i want somebody else to do all the work for me. solving this mystery. it's hard

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

I mean, it could be a mean prank by someone in the quad, but I think you already know who did it.

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

bet beau wouldn't keep stealing our vehicles if c [...] shit was different. but there ain't no fun for her with an old pumper, i stripped its guts to fix our engines

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

Not sure that it's Beau, seems a bit too obvious. I don't think she would have sweetly packed your shit up like a drunk person either.

Different how?

Arlo/Nat

[halligan]

she wouldn'tve chucked it on the pavement, she's pretty much a probie now

[...] just different. you knew what you were getting

Arlo/Nat

[malting]

[...] Sure. I guess it could have been a probie prank. Or some others have a good reason to want it gone.

I don't think I understand, you think things have gotten a little lax with all this summit stuff?

Nat/Court.

[castnet]

can you keep a secret?

Nat/Court.

[malting]

Lock and key.

Nat/Court.

[castnet]

Duke and Bunny and think Beau took the truck, and some others of us distracted Arlo so it could be done. I tell you this as you're too smart, so you probably already figured it out. you're now an accomplice to this, no need to thank me.

Nat/Court.

[malting]

Oh good, I always wanted to become a criminal.

He seems pretty worried about the truck though...how long are you going to hold off on telling him?